Funny moments

pata he kehte he jab apne dil ki baat sab ko boldea jatahe na to uske baad pyar kaam ho jata he..khair mujhe to koi experience nehihe per main wo imagine nehi ker sakta…khiar kisi ne kaha he us waqt me na ek dusre ko chitthi likhna chahea….ab main bhala kya likhu..mujhe to likhne ka adat nehi he sachi..fir bhi apne pyar ko bachahe ne k lea likhna pad raha he…yaar asa kerte he tum dusre kamre me or main yanah ok…tumhe yaad he jab apki mummy mujhe dekhne ai thi to boli beta mera babu thoda bhola he…per tumhe wo  sambhal lega…or tum sambhalna to dur ek bar khool k meri tarif tak nehi ki..kabhi asa kaha he ki tum to asa baigan ka bharta banati ho ki 5 star hotel ka cook bhi nehi bana sakta…tumhe na ek din  k lea lehnga pahna k ghumana chhaea kuch na dikhe bas pair hi or tab pata chale kaise hote he sari musibat ka samna…mujhe pata he tum us kamre me mujhe kos rahe honge…dil pe mat lena jee …pyar he dil ki sari bate sachi sachi boldi or kya

dear wife,ye kya
tune mujhe kamre me band kerdea..
paper kalam thama di..tu bhi na …chal
ye le meri first complaint..
apni akla to nehi he..dusro k bas use kerleti he..are wo sarma jee ki biwi kya boldi ki gher me enter kerte hi sisa dikhna chhaea subh hota he..or tu akeli auto me jake
sadik nagar ja k 3k ka sisa lane chali gai..
tu na badi sidhi he..wo office me kya bolte he…
bahan jee type k .
tu jeans q nei try kerti..mujhe pata he mummy papa ate rehte he to kya hua fir tu pehne lena apni saree lehnga…
dont mind dil ki bata bolni thiina sach boldea kya karu….tune hi to kaha

jo dil me sab boldo..haan ek or sikhayat yaad aya..
ek or sikayat
tujhe na khana bana nehi ata….pata he main nehi jata dosto k sath lunch kerne
main nehi jata..bolta hun nehi yaar tum log khao baad me khata hun..main nehi chhata hun koi lau khae or kahe k itna namak ohoh
is lea lunch box nehi niklata…
o r batau
or batau

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dear hubby

,tumhe kabhi to feel hota hoga na ki kitna mahnat kerti hun..wo kadi to sirf tumhare lea khas banati hun,,,pados ki sarma jee ki biwi kitni bar kehti he walk pe aja..walk pe aja..per nehi jati
tumhe saksena uncle se chabi mangna nehi aacha lagta na sirf islea…
tumhe patahe meri kitni iicha he ki main bhi off jau..job karu
main bhi computer istamal kerna chahti hun..chat kerna chhati hun…

tumhe pata he  main b com me 4th ai thi…hamari teacher di boli thi tu sabse aachi teacher banegi…yanha teacher kaha faticher bana k rakh di..
pata he meri frnd circle kya he..sabji wali..dudh wala..paper wala…
educate ledki aacha lagta he ye sab  karna hmm batana….
main to rone lagi pata he tum bologe kya bata baat pe ro deti he…teri baat khatam baad me rona pehle suru ho jati he..per kyakaru bura laga to ro leti hun..
dont mind..:)
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dear wife:

yar tu ek baat bata tujhe mujhme prob q dikhti ..tv ka remote to kabbi deti nehihe.meri life ka remote chinli..or hamesha teri choice ki jute pehnu..
main bhi brown jute q pahnu,nehi aacha lagta mujhe…ager mithai khalu do char ek hafte me to hu hunter leke khadi ho jati he samne….ye kya bata hui…
sadi se pehle use kulfi pasand ho to kulfi pasand ..use chiniz pasand ho jake jee manchurian order..
jis din sadi ho gai sidhi sadhi ander se nikla ek naya chahhra..majak he kya ..

sadi se pehle main jo pehnu aacha lagt atha..ab to har baat pe dantna..
or hum nhi jalte kya..
humara bhi man kerta e ki pehle ki tarha picture dkehne chale..bahar..park me ghume…or
apna khoobsurta thopda ko dikha k mere office k manhus din ko nonmanhus din banade…:)
yaar sachi tum badal gai ho sachi…

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dear hubby:

tum bhi badal gae ho..ladke sab ek jaise hotehe..5 min milne k lea do do din ka safar ker k ate he..
or jis din main mandir jati us din bapre ase naha dhoke tayar ki jaise sakshyat dharm ki pujari ho….mandir.prasad..bapre bap..
ager GF bol de ki jalebi khani he…to halwai ka dukan bhale hi band ho use apne gher se utha k…use apne cycle pe bitha k ..chulha jala k jalebi banwa k lana he…

jab wahi BF hubby ban jate he main to kah k thak gai chapal tut gai he..ek naya chappal lado…
kisi ka majal he jo uthade tumhe apne singhasan se..

singashan me to hum biathte he jaise ..darbari sab hote he kaam kar dete he….
pair me kitna dard hote he..tum se to kabhi nehi hota ye to nehi ke moisture laya hun…laga lo..hummm

dresses kharidne k lea,sabji kharidne k lea ki tumhe ghea pasand nehi…brown clour pasand nehi….
dekho mujhe pta he main dunia ki sabse khoosbsurat patni nehihun per ye aacha lagtahe ki uski pati use bolde..ki haan tum ho

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dear wife:
yaar 20 min ho gae he ek hi gherme reh reh k..miss ytype ka ker raha hun .ab tak to tu do bar puch chuki hoti chai pini he..
yaar sab mera hi fault nehihe..
tune kaha tha sach sach likho..
hum mard log na ase hi hote he…jab mauka milta he burai kerneka ekmauka nehi chodte….

yaar sadi se pehle wo sab promises….
jo log kisi ko sadi kerne klea raji kerate he..ase khoos rakahunga..usko gift dunga..surprise karunga..
ab roj sath rehte he..sath khate pite he..to kya bolna….yaar galati meri he..
sadi k baad na wo kanhi jane wlai he na pyar..asa sochte he
asa bolna bhool jete he…
emotion express kerna ..haan tum jaruri ho mere lea…haan tum …

yaar hum 20 min se ek hi gher me reh k mis kerte he..
picture dekh k ro letehe..middle class k log he…
kehna bhool gaya..yaar
yaar i love u and i am sorry..

bas itni thi kahani…